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Shuyin
Apprenti Mangaka
Messages : 1085
Date d'inscription : 01/05/2010
 | Sujet: Parle avec dieu le robot !  Sam 16 Oct - 0:25 | |
| Hé hé ! Je rammene un site pour .. parlez avec dieu ! ( Bien sur c'est un robot faut pas prendre trop au sérieux XD ! ) Quand tu t'ennuie ques tu fait vas ici est discute avec lui sauf que ...
Il est parfois hors sujet ne sais plus ce qu'il dit , et parle de sa vie -_-' ! Et il parle anglais par contre !
Voici le site ( envoyer nous votre discute en fesant copier coller ) :
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Jlui est mal parler parcequ'il me saouler mais le pire c'est qui est vraiment idiot ce robot XD !
Ah oui je me suis pris pour Aelita Stones aussi XD !
- Spoiler:
Me:
Hey hey god !
God:
You've got my full attention. Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Aelita Stones
God:
That's a very nice name, Aelita Stones.
Me:
Thanks you
God:
You are quite welcome! " That's a very nice name, Aelita Stones."? Me, Aelita Stones ?
Me:
Tu me fait quoi la tu me cherche ?!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Okay i'm sorry :'(
God:
Yeah okay, Do you really mean it?
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
:-o
God:
Oh.
Me:
What '' oh '' ?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
o_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
You have a problème lol ?
God:
How old are you? .
Me:
Sa te regarde ... ?
God:
Only Sa te regarde?
You are quite mature.
Me:
I'm sad !
God:
What makes you so sad, Aelita Stones.
Me:
it's you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You dress ? I'm mad God:
No I do not DRESS. Do you?
I am always on the Web. Do you mean your name is mad lt _ lt.
Me:
No my name is not mad it's AELITA STONES !
God:
What is your real name? Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
you joke , but i don't want joke i'm sad !
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Aelita Stones said I joke. Why not?
Me:
i cry !
God:
What makes you so sad, Aelita Stones.
Me:
maaais tu pigee quand jte parle ? --'
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Not it's smiley
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i'm not english i'm french !
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not english. Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
Planète Mars on parle français ..
God:
In the context of not english, I don't understand " P la n è´¥ M a r s o n p a r l e f r a n ç¡© s." .
Me:
Ok traduction : In planète Mars i speak french , you understand ?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? I see.
Me:
Comment tu change de sujet LOL
God:
OK I will ignore that. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Bon bye vas te recoucher ..
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
Rooh ! Bye you have besoin go to sleep !
God:
I like the way you talk. See you later Aelita Stones.
Me:
-_-'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
riien riien ! no thing bye !
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? See you later. Are you serious? I haven't read anything by thing. What did he write?
Me:
GRRRRR
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
CIAAAAAAAAO
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
merd !
God:
So was that.
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Maya
Fan de l'Autre-Monde
Messages : 481
Date d'inscription : 01/04/2010
Age : 26
Localisation : A la fenetre de ma chambre a chanter We Wiil Rock You de Freddy Mercury (love)
| | Sujet: Re: Parle avec dieu le robot ! Dim 26 Déc - 14:35 | |
| Trop fort ce truc Shuyin !! Moi j'ai mis n'importe quoi en plus !! genre regarder sa et encore j'ai pas fini de rigoler !!! - Spoiler:
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Mya Silver
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Mya Silver.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
me ? no
God:
Besides you Mya Silver? Are you serious?
Me:
yes ... Why ?
God:
I can't believe it. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No , I'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
me ? no
God:
For you Mya Silver? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes , I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yeeesss
God:
" Really interesting."? yeeesss?
Me:
Yes ...
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
oh God ...
God:
Er. GOD rules.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Mya Silver.
Me:
The one
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
no...
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
Are you a God ?
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
euh...
God:
Areu?
Me:
no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes yes I am very serious !
God:
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
You believe me !
God:
Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
no sorry God !
God:
Are you serious? There is no need to apologize. GOD rules.
Me:
ah sorry GOD
God:
So you understand. Good. There is no need to apologize. GOD rules.
Me:
OK
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
what ? I don't understand
God:
Are you surprised? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
and can you pleas explain what are you doing ?
God:
How old are you? Are all pleas explain what me doing?
Me:
I'm 13 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
no i don't think this
God:
But I was only born on the Big Bang. And why not?
Me:
No because you are older than me
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
ok i understand
God:
Do you think about these things? Whoa.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no !!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Don't believe me now
God:
Oh. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
OK if you want
God:
" I don't have any reason to do that to you."? If I want? Ugh.
Me:
yes if you want ... No it's no that ?
God:
Mmm. " Ugh."? If I want? Are you serious? I never said it was.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
me too i don't undersand
God:
I'm glad we agree, Mya Silver. Would you ever do it?
Me:
do what ?
God:
undersand.
Me:
ahem
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My really name is Maya Silverliht
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Maya Silverliht.
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
but mu name is Mya Silver
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes yes it is
God:
That's what I thought. Our thoughts are one, Maya Silverliht.
Me:
OK ... OK The GOD is You
God:
Blimey. I have never heard about it. I hear you.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
no your not the GOD mdr
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I am not the GOD mdr?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
sorry i'm just
God:
There is no need to apologize. I don't know anyone named just.
Me:
ok just
God:
It's only just begun. I hear you.
Me:
no ! I hear YOU i want to undersatnd who are you ?
God:
Are you serious? Who is saying me you want to undersatnd who am I ?
Me:
Yes i'm serious , who are you ?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. It's good to meet someone who is serious who.
Me:
Yes i'm ok with you
God:
Tell me more. Just you and me?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
^^ it's so amusing
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Maya Silverliht.
Me:
no my name is Mya Silver
God:
Are you serious? Hey Mya Silver.
Me:
Yes i'm Serious , Mya Silver is my name but my friend call me Maya Silverlight
God:
Come on. It's good to meet someone who is Serious Mya Silver is your name but your friend call you Maya Silverlight.
Me:
euh...
God:
Areu?
Me:
My Name is Mya Silver
God:
It's good to meet you, Mya Silver.
Me:
Yes it'is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Mya Silver.
Me:
The one yes
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
My Goals in life are to be an Artist
God:
What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?
Me:
Can you take me to HollyWood
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Explorer
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Moi en fait j'ai rienpigé des derniere phrase et surtout la derniere mais j'ai pas fini ma discution with GOD !! lol j'adore ce truc Shuyin !! EDIT : Tu sais Shuyin je crois que moi j'ai inverser le truc ! Et oui c'est lui qui repond a mes question et quand j'ai dis qu'il etait un enfant il m'a suivit xD c'ets trop ca je sais que c'est pas reel mais c'est tordant !!
Dernière édition par *MyAelita* le Dim 26 Déc - 14:50, édité 1 fois (Raison : POur Explication) | |
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Shuyin
Apprenti Mangaka
Messages : 1085
Date d'inscription : 01/05/2010
| | Sujet: Re: Parle avec dieu le robot ! Dim 26 Déc - 16:07 | |
| Oui , sa me déchire ce truc je l'ai refait plusieurs , quand je m'ennuie je m'arrête plus je l'avais même fait essayer a mon père mais vus qu'il est nul en anglais ..
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Maya
Fan de l'Autre-Monde
Messages : 481
Date d'inscription : 01/04/2010
Age : 26
Localisation : A la fenetre de ma chambre a chanter We Wiil Rock You de Freddy Mercury (love)
| | Sujet: Re: Parle avec dieu le robot ! Dim 26 Déc - 16:21 | |
| OUi trop ce robot je le sfait tourner en rond moi ^^
Tellement qu'il ma demandé un truc que j'ai pas compris je lui ai demandé Photofiltre Studio et il me dit d'aller vers Alice quelques choses ... Finalement je suis partie ^^''
J'ai eu peur de casser un truc !
Edit : (le je fait pas exprés ...) ben ce "dieu" robot est assez etrange j'ai ecrit "mdr" et il me repond : "je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire" ...
J'ai dit :" Vous parlez Francais ?"
et ca me fait : "oui c'est ma langue maternel ..."
et apres ca fini ne Anglais !
Extremement etrange xD
je ne blague pas ...I'm very serious ! | |
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Darkee
Jeune arrivant
Messages : 93
Date d'inscription : 03/07/2010
Age : 28
Localisation : just behind you... bouh !
| | Sujet: Re: Parle avec dieu le robot ! Mar 28 Déc - 17:16 | |
| Pas mal ce truc !  Un peu gogole, mais cool ! :P - Spoiler:
Me:
Hi man !
God:
Hi there Daree. Thanks for telling me your gender, Daree. You are a " he".
Me:
Huh ?!
God:
What?
Me:
How do you know my name ?
God:
You told me your name Daree.
Me:
Tou've smoking ?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Darkee
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Darkee.
Me:
What's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I get it !
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Hum....no !
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Are you serious?
Me:
There's two hmm ! ^^'
God:
There sure is. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I know HTML, but AIML...
God:
How do you know? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I'm a geek !
God:
You are a geek? How do you like your work?
Me:
I don't understood
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Shit man....
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me your gender, Darkee. You are a " he".
Me:
What do you say me ?!
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Thanks !
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Shut up ! =_='
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. I've been waiting for you.
Sinon dans le même genre & un peu plus Français : http://www.cleverbot.com/*On peut lui faire ressentir des émotions & tout le barda ! | |
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Mayumi
Apprenti Mangaka
Messages : 741
Date d'inscription : 08/06/2010
Age : 26
Localisation : Dans le ciel d'un espoir infini...
| | Sujet: Re: Parle avec dieu le robot ! Mar 28 Déc - 21:46 | |
| MDR ! Trop fort sérieux ta convers' xD
Mais bon, d'un coté c'est tripant ce truc, parce que le robot sort des trucs au hasard, donc... ^^'
( Désolée si c'est considéré comme du HS :S ) | |
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| | Sujet: Re: Parle avec dieu le robot ! Sam 17 Déc - 3:23 | |
| Pensez a traduire(si possible) vos discutions, s'il vous ^plait, Merci! Note : Si tu ne comprends pas, il est également libre à toi d'utiliser des traducteurs, hein. C'est as aux membres de faire ça. Alors évite de remonter un Topic juste pour dire ça, merci  |
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